How could there not be a huge cum-guzzling poop-eating ass-ramming homosexual faggot like Drew Pickles??

Drew Pickles facts:

1. Drew Pickles is gay
2. Drew is a long-time fecaphilliac
3. Drew Pickles's penis is 300 miles long
4. Drew Pickles rapes Chuck E. Cheese, Scooby Doo, and Wade Fulp ever hour of his life
5. Drew Pickles only pretends to be straight on television
6. Drew Pickles is engaged with Barney
7. Drew likes to stalk Arthur
8. Drew Pickles has had sex with all men in the universe at least once

...Is totally gay, and it's full of almost exclusively male morons who complain all day about 13-year-olds and sick fetishes, and Wade Fulp is lame, too.

Newgrounds has discriminated against we, the Barney Bunch, since we first began. You flagged and blammed our videos because they weren't like Legendary Frog or whatever. You locked each and every one of our threads, even though some people may have wanted to read them. You banned the word "Barney" from being searched up in the search engine. NEWGROUNDS SUCKS!

VOTE 5 ON MY CHUCK E. CHEESE FLASH OR DAI!!!

Hello, boys and girls, men and women, ladies and gentlemen, dogs and cats, anuses and nostrils, ears and eyes, buoys and grills, ninjas and pirates, turtles and frogs, turds and urine, ernies and berts, birds and fish, hamburgers and hot dogs, milk and cookies, sammys and snakes, hats and shoes, fingers and toes, buttocks and numbskulls;

if you are a fan of the Barney Bunch or the Snake Soldiers; we are totally NOT dead. Search up "Drew Pickles" or "Sammy t3h Snake" up on YouTube and you will find a... PLETHORA of our ultra-crappy videos. I bet half of you didn't even know I had a website or the epic "Sammy t3h Snake: The Movie"! Well, now you know, and if you're one of those whiney little douchebags who thinks we're all DnD nerds and that Legendary Frog is the supreme ultimate in animation and humor, suck on this for awhile: YOU SUCK, YOU LITTLE ANUS-FACE.

I LOVE YOU ALL, AND THANKS FOR VIEWING! :-D